This is a site about Dick's and dicks. We all know the difference between them and while you might not formally know any actual Dick's (good guys) we all know someone who is a dick (a bad guy – jerk, etc). That's not to say that a real Dick can't be a dick too. It's a double whammy for a Dick to be a dick because people are generally not heaping praise on a guy when they say, "boy, that dude sure was named right!" I like to think that the good Dick's here are identified by the "D" being capitalized. When you see the "d" in lower case you know there's trouble with that type of guy or a particular individual like a: boss, ex-boyfriend, co-worker, ex-friend or whoever. Let us know about the Dick's or the dick's in your life.
Posted March 8th, 2009 at 8:27 am in Famous Dicks
It was my wife that couldn't get over the fact that we were in the land of giant rock formations resembling, well, you know. Actually the title here is a bit mis-leading, not all of the giant rock formations at Arches National Park inspire the interpretation we laid on it. It was a beautiful day in Utah, the next thing you know someones mind went right in the gutter.
Good thing I was there to record the evidence, the resemblance is amazing. And when we got back to the RV, WOW!
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Posted February 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm in Don't Be A dick
Being A Dick In A Small Town
This Dick (AKA Scott Kelly) got his cumuppance at the big homecoming football game. Just about everyone from this mid-American small town was there and I guess the scorned one who was – at one time (wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc) left no doubt as to how she felt about the guy NOW!
Motto: Don't piss off a female pilot, especially one in a small town. Hell hath no fury than a woman… (fill in the blank).
But what sweet revenge, huh?
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Posted September 16th, 2008 at 1:05 pm in Dick of the Month
Dickies Dogs Bombed Second Time In Four Years
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona – I used to tell people that came to Scottsdale to try this place and I never got any bad feedback. And I don't make recommendations, especially for an eatery, unless I have been there myself and liked it. It's a simple Chicago-style hamburger and hot dog kind of place. Great location in the heart of N. Scottsdale and when I was the Dir of Sales for the Hilton Garden Inn Scottsdale North Perimeter Center I would go there for some peace and quiet, great dogs and some good conversation with the owner Dick Melone.
Unfortunately Dickies is closed as of last Sunday due to extensive damage caused by a bomb that some dickhead chucked into the kitchen of the restaurant, injuring the manager on duty. This is not S. Phoenix folks, this ain't supposed to happen here in N. Scottsdale and it's got people wondering. This is the second time in four years that some dickbrain decided he wanted to blow up Dickies. Hey, if you don't like the food here just SAY so. You got to wonder, is this some kind of vendetta to drive Dick out of business?
Dick Of The Month For September 2008
If so,it may have worked, the last bombing nearly ruined Dick financially. He's not saying when he will reopen but IF. Well Dick Melone, if this is any consolation you are the unanimous pick for the Dick of The Month, here on beingadick.com. You have the support of this Dick and the good Dicks of America. If you have your own website I will also give you a free featured link on my Scottsdale Link Directory ,a $200. value.
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Posted September 14th, 2008 at 5:34 pm in Dick or dick
Ever wonder what a real Dickhead looks like?

Now You Know
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