Dick Fundamentals
"Don't be a dick" is the fundamental but unofficial rule of getting along with our fellow man and also a very important component to getting along with women. Everything else is just a variation on that theme. If being a dick was a crime, we could arrest, prosecute and confine them in dick prisons (there are REAL dicks in prison). But as far as I know, being a dick is not a crime. Even so, the actions of a dick might eventually land them in jail anyway. What really matters is that if we tried to label all dicks as crimimals we would be guilty of being dicks ourselves.
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