This is a site about Dick's and dicks. We all know the difference between them and while you might not formally know any actual Dick's (good guys) we all know someone who is a dick (a bad guy - jerk, etc). That's not to say that a real Dick can't be a dick too. It's a double whammy for a Dick to be a dick because people are generally not heaping praise on a guy when they say, "boy, that dude sure was named right!" I like to think that the good Dick's here are identified by the "D" being capitalized. When you see the "d" in lower case you know there's trouble with that type of guy or a particular individual like a: boss, ex-boyfriend, co-worker, ex-friend or whoever. Let us know about the Dick's or the dick's in your life.
Champions Tour at the En-joie golf course. Dick's Open golf tournament finished with a spurt of classic shooting by Open champ Lonnie Nielson, setting a new tournament record of 21 under. The consensus was that Dick's Sporting Goods is a great sponsor with the balls to go the distance, golf balls, that is.
I always suspected those British folks were a bit off, cool accents and all, I guess it just rains too much in the UK. Maybe that's why they can eat stuff like Spotted Dick, because it's a sponge pudding, ha ha! Take it out of the can, use it to mop up the leaks and munch away. I can think of about a hundred things I would rather eat for desert than this stuff. If anyone has any comments about the taste feel free to offer your opinion.
Now there is a guy you wouldn't want to mess with, especially by teasing him about his name! In the game of football he made Bad Bad Leroy Brown look like Clay Aiken on a bad day. He ate nails for breakfast and honed his killer instincts by rubbing Icy Hot into his jock before every game. What do you think made him so mean for nine years in the NFL anyway?
Yes, even as a child, Dick was a stone cold maniac (as Deacon Jones would say) but because of his size and upbringing he was determined to turn the other cheek. He was tormented by the same kind of idiots us Dicks have faced all our lives with Hey, Dickweed, Yo, Dickhead, any of us Dicks can relate to that, right?
When Dick discovered football and took out some of that frustration on the field people started getting it. The smart ones never made fun of his name again - the not so smart ones, well, watch the video and imagine being faced by an out of control steam roller.
It was my wife that couldn't get over the fact that we were in the land of giant rock formations resembling, well, you know. Actually the title here is a bit mis-leading, not all of the giant rock formations at Arches National Park inspire the interpretation we laid on it. It was a beautiful day in Utah, the next thing you know someones mind went right in the gutter.
Good thing I was there to record the evidence, the resemblance is amazing. And when we got back to the RV, WOW!
This Dick got his cum uppance at the big game. Just about everyone from this small town was there and I guess she (wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc) left no doubt as to how she felt about the guy. Motto: Don't piss off a female pilot.
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - I used to tell people that came to Scottsdale to try this place and I never got any bad feedback. And I don't make recommendations, especially for an eatery, unless I have been there myself and liked it. It's a simple Chicago-style hamburger and hot dog kind of place. Great location in the heart of N. Scottsdale and when I was the Dir of Sales for the Hilton Garden Inn Scottsdale North Perimeter Center I would go there for some peace and quiet, great dogs and some good conversation with the owner Dick Melone.
Unfortunately Dickies is closed as of last Sunday due to extensive damage caused by a bomb that some dickhead chucked into the kitchen of the restaurant, injuring the manager on duty. This is not S. Phoenix folks, this ain't supposed to happen here in N. Scottsdale and it's got people wondering. This is the second time in four years that some dickbrain decided he wanted to blow up Dickies. Hey, if you don't like the food here just SAY so. You got to wonder, is this some kind of vendetta to drive Dick out of business?
If so,it may have worked, the last bombing nearly ruined Dick financially. He's not saying when he will reopen but IF. Well Dick Melone, if this is any consolation you are the unanimous pick for the Dick of The Month, here on beingadick.com. You have the support of this Dick and the good Dicks of America. If you have your own website I will also give you a free featured link on my Scottsdale Link Directory ,a $200. value.
Whether or not you are a country fan, this is truly the work of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound. Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, as he contemplates his 75th birthday.
"I have outlived my Dick"
One Of My All-Time Favorite Sports Dicks
Now there is a guy you wouldn't want to mess with, especially by teasing him about his name! In the game of football he made Bad Bad Leroy Brown look like Clay Aiken on a bad day. He ate nails for breakfast and honed his killer instincts by rubbing Icy Hot […]
It was my wife that couldn't get over the fact that we were in the land of giant rock formations resembling, well, you know. Actually the title here is a bit mis-leading, not all of the giant rock formations at Arches National Park inspire the interpretation we laid on it. It was a beautiful day […]
Being A Dick In A Small Town
This Dick got his cum uppance at the big game. Just about everyone from this small town was there and I guess she (wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc) left no doubt as to how she felt about the guy. Motto: Don't piss off a female pilot.
Dickies Dogs Bombed Second Time In Four Years
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - I used to tell people that came to Scottsdale to try this place and I never got any bad feedback. And I don't make recommendations, especially for an eatery, unless I have been there myself and liked it. It's a simple Chicago-style hamburger and hot dog kind […]
Whether or not you are a country fan, this is truly the work of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound. Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, as he contemplates his 75th birthday.
"I have outlived my Dick"
